still looking for me….

Every man should know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

> DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
> SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
>
Pass this to all men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks….But Chocolate sings.