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“You’re Still The One”
(When I first saw you, I saw love.
And the first time you touched me, I felt love.
And after
all this time, you’re still the one I love.)
Looks like we made it
Look how far we’ve come my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew we’d get there someday
They said, “I bet they’ll never make it”
But just look at us holding on
We’re still together still going strong
(You’re still the one)
You’re still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You’re still the one I want for life
(You’re still the one)
You’re still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You’re still the one I kiss good night
Ain’t nothin’ better
We beat the odds together
I’m glad we didn’t listen
Look at what we would be missin’
They said, “I bet they’ll never make it”
But just look at us holding on
We’re still together still going strong
(You’re still the one)
You’re still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You’re still the one I want for life
(You’re still the one)
You’re still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You’re still the one I kiss good night
(You’re still the one)
You’re still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You’re still the one I want for life
(You’re still the one)
You’re still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You’re still the one I kiss good night
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
>None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
>You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men break wind more than women?
>Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
>The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive
by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
>They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man
and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women
>who can handle the truth
