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So I took the liberty to bring you “The Girls Cheat Code to Boys”! Enjoy…Words in Pink are the original text. This also includes the subtitles which I have placed in white just to confuse you. Haha!
Words in Blue are my cynical thoughts.
WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR
What a girl wants her boy to do- PLAY WITH MY HAIR
What a boy wants his girl to do- ADMIRE MY KILLER HAIR, IT TOOK THREE BOTTLES OF GEL TO GET IT THIS SHINY
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
Girl- CHASE ME
Boy- GET AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE YOU EITHER 1. HAVE REALLY BAD BREATH AND I DONT WANT TO RISK THE CHANCE OF YOU KISSING ME IF I STAY OR 2. YOU DID SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID AND I DONT WANT PEOPLE TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH YOU
WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
Girl- KISS ME
Boy- I WANT PITY. PITY ME, PITY ME AND THEN LAY A WET SLOBBERY KISS ON ME.
WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
Girl- HOLD ME TIGHT
Boy- IM PROBABLY IN A FIGHTING MOOD AND WILL END UP HITTING YOU IN THE PROCESS OF HITTING MY TARGET. BUT IF YOU ARE THE ONE IM HITTING THEN YOU DESERVED IT. ALL YOU GIRLS ARE THE SAME AND DESERVE TO BE HIT ONCE IN A WHILE.
WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
Girl- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER
Boy- WAIT A MINUTE..I KNOW THIS TRICK. IF I CALL YOU A LOSER YOU’LL START TO POUT AND GET ALL MOODY CAUSE HEAVEN FORBID I JOKE AROUND A LITTLE BIT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
WHEN I AM SILENT
Girl- IM THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
Boy- IM PROBABLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT AND WOULD MUCH RATHER NOT LISTEN TO YOU GO ON ABOUT YOUR NAIL POLISH BEING CHIPPED. SO WHY DON’T YOU SHUT IT BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU.
WHEN I IGNORE YOU
Girl- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION
Boy- YOU PROBABLY TICKED ME OFF, IN WHICH CASE IM GOING TO KEEP IGNORING YOU UNTIL YOU FINALLY BREAK DOWN AND SEND ME LITTLE MESSAGES ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF CAUSE OF ME. (hey…this one isn’t that far fetched)
WHEN I PULL AWAY
Girl- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
Boy- YOURE PROBABLY TOO CLOSE IN WHICH CASE BACK OFF. MEN NEED THEIR MAN SPACE YOU KNOW. WE HAVE CERTAIN JETTIES THAT CAN’T BE SQUASHED.
WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
Girl- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL
Boy- WAIT, WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IF YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP CAUSE YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO COMB YOUR HAIR AND PUT ON SOME MAKE-UP. YOU NEVER TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I LOOK LIKE CRAP. ALL YOU DO IS CRINGE. WOMEN ARE SUCH HYPOCRITES.
WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
Girl- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT
Boy- YOU STUPID NO GOOD FOR NOTHING WOMAN! YOU MEAN THAT? OH, WELL, MAYBE SHE IS ONE. YOU DESERVE ME TO YELL AT YOU IF YOU SCREW UP. AND IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU IF YOU START B!TCH!IN ME OUT. ILL GET IN MY CAR, LEAVE, AND IGNORE YOU FOR DAYS.
WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
Girl-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS
Boy- I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO SO STOP INTERFEREING WITH MY STRIDE.
IF I DONT CALL YOU
Girl- IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME
Boy- 1. YOU DID SOMETHING TO PI$$ ME OFF. IN WHICH CASE ID RATHER CHEW OFF MY OWN EAR THAN LISTEN TO YOU YELL ABOUT ME NOT CALLING, ALTHOUGH IT WAS YOUR STUPID FAULT I DIDN’T CALL YOU. 2. I FOUND ANOTHER GIRL TO CONSUME MY TIME.
WHEN IM SCARED
Girl-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I AM WITH YOU
Boy- FEAR? IM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
Girl- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY
Boy- SOMETHING PROBABLY IS AND 9 CHANCES OUT OF 10 IT HAS TO DO WITH YOU. THAT OTHER 10 PERCENT PROBABLY HAS TO DO WITH MY ANXIETIES OVER SOME SPORT.
WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
Girl- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS
Boy- YOU BETTER BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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